I Heard a Joke

A little boy goes up to his father and says, “Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a bass player.”

Father says, “Son, you can’t do both.”

(hat tip: Todd Trainer)

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4 Responses to I Heard a Joke

  1. jb says:

    I nominate Todd Trainer for drummer of this hypothesized new band with you & Yow.

  2. Lobsterdeth says:

    There was once a bass so out of tune, but SO OUT OF TUNE. That the crowd actually realized it.

  3. Whevs says:

    I prefer:

    A little boy comes home from his first bass lesson and his father asks, “So how was your first lesson?” The little boy replies, “Oh it was good. I learned that the top string is the E string and the next down is the A string.” His father is pleased.

    The next day when the boy comes home again his father asks, “How was your lesson today?” And the boy says, “LESSON? I skipped it. I had a gig.”

  4. Richieboy says:

    Ha! I get it. Bass players never have fathers.

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